False Maria Ditch Comfort on “Sex Tape”

Photo by Jhane P.

If you’re not paying attention, you will easily miss out on False Maria’s limited edition tapes. Just like they state on their bandcamp page, they’re done holding your stupid hand. Fortunately, false Maria are giving masters, and they lovingly give you opportunities to prove yourself.

This second edition compiles the variations of tracks “Time’s Almost Up” and “Not For You” and comes in three different covers. As of my writing this, there were only 3 copies of the second edition remaining, and I’m certain they won’t last long. [Editors Note: Those tapes are long gone]

The variations of “Time’s Almost Up” perfectly demonstrate False Maria’s ability to both not overstay their welcome and make ten minutes feel like three. It’s not easy to do, but they pull it off.

Tomasz’s pulsating rhythms and abrasive electronics pair perfectly with Jhane’s unnerving vocal delivery. Sure, she’s saying everything your dirty little ears want to hear, but the creeping static walls that slowly build up around you create a brooding sense of discomfort… even danger. Maybe everything isn’t as it seems?

Think “Very Friendly” by Throbbing Gristle meets something off of “Quality Time” or “Mummy and Daddy” by Whitehouse.

These electronics are uncomfortable, but certainly not unwanted.